Friday, June 27, 2008

8 IDEAS FOR IDLE INVENTORS

These may not be the sexiest things to invent, but I’ll be grateful to the one who invents any of them.

Mammograms so gentle they make you smile and beg for another.
A way to clean your teeth perfectly the day before you visit the dental hygienist, even if you haven’t flossed since two days after the last time you saw her.
A DVD player a blind person can operate.
Clog-free toilets.
Dog poop that picks itself up.
Motorcycles that automatically hush themselves when they irritate somebody.
Something to neutralize salt or chilli powder after you add too much.
Flies that are willing to be swatted.

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